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comedy DVDs and booty videos
comedy DVDs and booty videos
comedy DVDs and booty videos
*Throne of ARC $14.95. All others $1.99, in USA.
Outside USA contact us.
comedy DVDs and booty videos
*Throne of ARC $14.95. All others $1.99, in USA.
Outside USA contact us.
Comedy DVDs

Comedy DVDs

We have assembled some Comedy DVDs that we’re sure you'll like. They have a cast which includes, except for the main male character named Wacko, only women who are both pretty and backside blessed. Why have booty-licious ladies only? Because they never seem to get a chance in Hollywood in particular or the media in general. And then when someone finally gives a booty-ful lady a break and lets her into a series or movie, they cover her with black pants that are darkly lit, or with a coat, jacket, untucked shirt, etc. Or they shoot above the waist shots only.

We highly resent this type of discrimination. It is so bad that many backside blessed women don’t even try to get media or series or movies or actress jobs, because they know they won't get hired. So one of the reasons we know you'll like our Comedy DVDs is you'll get to admire the booties as you laugh at the comedy. And don’t think we don’t know how much you'll enjoy the change! Except for J.Lo, it’s been a booty-less decade full of anorexics, scarecrows, and scrawny ladies of all races. They even managed to find skinny African American ladies to bore us with, and these must have been hard to find because there are a lot of backside blessed African American ladies around so they had to have gone out of their way to avoid them!

If you try to find Comedy DVDs with booty in them, you might use any of the following search terms: booty videos, comedy videos, funny videos, comedy clips, new comedy videos, best comedy videos, top comedy videos, girls comedy videos, big booty videos, booty meat videos, big butt videos, ass videos, funny ass videos, big ass videos, and funny sexy videos. But, in general, you'll either have to search for butt videos (and you’ll end up with mostly porn) or funny videos (none of which will have any booties), because no one beside us is making or has ever made booty-filled Comedy DVDs. When you search, you'll find DVDs with “Booty” in their titles or descriptions (i.e., booty call), but the so-called booty ladies in these movies are missing just one thing: booties!

If you're tired of this sad state of affairs, which is due to the fact that there's a skinniness fad now dominant in American media and movies, then what you need to do is to buy lots of our Comedy DVDs (and exercise DVDs) and get your friends to do the same. This may seem a bit self-serving, but I can promise you, this is a cause we truly believe in! We truly want to spread the word that there are now comedies with backside blessed women in them. To underline this point, inspect our company name: Pin the Tail on the Culture. Get the point? There's no way we’d make up such a name unless we were committed to getting booties back into American Life! Help us in our cause, please!


Throne of A.R.C.

In this comedy, Fanny, in her first starring role, meets God in, of all places, a bathroom. He asks her to work for Him as a miracle delivery girl. First, He blesses her ass, then asks her to perform miracles with it. He asks her to heal various blind, deaf, comatose, or injured people by sitting on their laps and giving them “lap trances.” She does so, and it works out fine. Everyone whose lap she sits on ends up cured. She loves helping people, so she takes to this new role eagerly.

God also asks her to help some people indirectly. Like when she puts a pie she bakes on a windowsill but a dog eats it. He starts farting, so he's sent outside where his loud farting stops a blind guy from stepping into an open manhole. Lots of original, colorful cartoon art illustrates these stories. This DVD is over 90% booty-licious human actresses and the rest is artful, hand-drawn cartoons.

Fanny is an adorable lady with an adorable backside and the whole story is adorable as well. Fanny reads to kids, and since the organization she starts in which she reads to them is called the Association for Reading to Children (A.R.C.), this explains part of the title: Throne of A.R.C. The Throne aspect has to do with how God talks to Fanny in bathrooms. You'll see! NEW! Over 74 minutes long!

Uncle Wacko and Fanny 1

“For Our Booties”

Lots of skits, chases, swatting, booty comedy, and characters that Wacko plays, like a news reporter, a pirate, and a toilet paper salesman. In addition to playing herself, Fanny plays a little girl. Four different ladies try to walk, talk and act like blonde bombshells. There's a haunted house skit, pool game skit, a minister skit, and a “who cut the cheese” skit. Wacko teaches Tassy the sport of yoyo-ing. Wacko thinks he's George Dubya Bush and later Al Gore. Fanny takes a shower, and so does Tassy, but Wacko peeks at both. NEW! Over 85 minutes long!

Uncle Wacko and Fanny 2

“Overdue Burial”

ALL NEW skits—nothing repeated. Wacko gets a Time Machine. Lots of skits, chases, swatting, booty comedy, and characters that Wacko plays, like a grave digger who uses a spoon, a Japanese Sensei and a baby. There's another haunted house, more pool, another minister skit, and another “who cut the cheese” skit. Wacko teaches Tassy the sport of pingpong. Wacko thinks he's Richard Nixon and later J.F.K. Fanny takes another shower, and so does Tassy and then they take baths, but Wacko walks in on them. NEW! Over 85 minutes long!

Uncle Wacko and Fanny 3

“The Campers”

ALL NEW skits—nothing repeated. Wacko gets an Anti-Gravity Gun. Lots of skits, chases, swatting, booty comedy, and characters that Wacko plays, like old lush Joe and a pirate. Wacko goes camping and fishing with Fanny. There's another haunted house, more pool, another minister skit, and another “who cut the cheese” skit. Wacko teaches Tassy the sport of football. Wacko thinks he's Jimmy Carter and later Gerald Ford. Fanny takes another shower, and so does Tassy, but Wacko invades their privacy. NEW! Over 85 minutes long!

Uncle Wacko and Fanny 4

“Panty Magnets”

ALL NEW skits—nothing repeated. Wacko buys a special magnet that attacts panties—look out, Fanny! Wacko goes fishing with Fanny. Lots of skits, chases, swatting, booty comedy, and characters that Wacko plays, like a lecherous waiter, and a guy who farts until the rats pass out. There's another haunted house, more pool, another minister skit, and another “who cut the cheese” skit. Wacko teaches Tassy the sport of baseball. Wacko thinks he's George Herbert Walker Bush (the 1st Bush) and later Ronald Reagan. Fanny takes yet another shower, and so does Tassy, but Wacko walks in on both. NEW! Over 85 minutes!

Uncle Wacko and Fanny 5

“The Hypnotist”

ALL NEW skits—nothing repeated. Fanny plays Nurse Fanny and Wacko has an Identity Crisis. Lots of skits, chases, swatting, booty comedy, and characters that Wacko plays, like the hypnotist who helps a lady grow bigger boobies. There's another haunted house, more pool, more fishing, another minister skit, and another “who cut the cheese” skit. Wacko teaches Tassy the sports of badminton, golf, and disc throwing. Wacko thinks he's Bill Clinton. Fanny takes yet another shower, and so does Tassy, but Wacko checks out both. Fanny also dances. NEW! Over 85 minutes long!

Uncle Wacko and Fanny 6

“Too Skinny”

ALL NEW skits—nothing repeated. Wacko reads Fanny a story, and also plays a haughty lady. Fanny’s panties unravel. Lots of skits, chases, swatting, booty comedy, and characters that Wacko plays, like a hospital patient. There's another haunted house, more pool, another minister skit, and another “who cut the cheese” skit. Wacko teaches Tassy the sport of tennis. Wacko’s temperate rises as he watches Nurse Fanny do her chores. Wacko finally goes wacko. Fanny takes her final shower, and so does Tassy, but Wacko invades both. Then, just to keep things interesting, our star actor finds himself playing George Bush, a plumber, AND Dick Cheney, another plumber, AND a haughty lady, all in the same skit! NEW! Over 85 minutes long!

Throne of A.R.C. comedy DVD
Uncle Wacko and Fanny 1 comedy DVD
Uncle Wacko and Fanny 2 comedy DVD
Uncle Wacko and Fanny 3 comedy DVD
Uncle Wacko and Fanny 4 comedy DVD
Uncle Wacko and Fanny 5 comedy DVD
Uncle Wacko and Fanny 6 comedy DVD
Throne of A.R.C. comedy DVD
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 Samples of Throne of A.R.C.
Uncle Wacko & Fanny 1 comedy DVD
Uncle Wacko & Fanny 1 demo
Uncle Wacko & Fanny 2 comedy DVD
Uncle Wacko & Fanny 2 demo
Uncle Wacko & Fanny 3 comedy DVD
Uncle Wacko & Fanny 3 demo
Uncle Wacko & Fanny 4 comedy DVD
Uncle Wacko & Fanny 4 demo

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Uncle Wacko & Fanny 5 comedy DVD
Uncle Wacko & Fanny 5 demo

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Uncle Wacko & Fanny 6 comedy DVD
Uncle Wacko & Fanny 6 demo

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